I plan to take over the world with only a bread knife and my own highly honed combat skills. I once kicked a rabbit so hard its head came flying off and hit a 3 year old toddler square in the face, the child was blinded for life but i see this as a small price to pay to discover my fighting skills. I trained with the monks of the holy order of the fuckshit clan high in the moutains of france. The daily beatings and humiliation grew to a level a could not bear and so I declared war on the whole country. On hearing this the Frence leadership fought for the right to surrender to me however once my blood was up I felt that I needed to kill a few thousand of the population just to make my point. It was mainly women and child I killed using nothing more than my own flacid genitals. So this was how i became the King of france and a grew a taste for world power. So I’d like you both on board. I brlive your own fighting skills would be an asset to my cause and as such i am willing to pay you for every head you bring me. I look forward to your reply.

Lots of love
El deacon

P.S Sweden rules!!!! Not as much as Scotland but its world No.2.

@El Deacon
I have a past in the head-bringing business and your offer intriges me. You’ll hear from me soon. Be at the damaged bridge near the park at 6.am. I’ll be the one lighting a hobo on fire.

@Joakim Högberg
I once saw a dwarf sitting on a wall smoking a pipe and quoting the script of the pilot episode of M.A.S.H to a group japanese tourists. The thing that got to me was he was doing it in German. I mean, come on German!?! He had the tourists in the palm of his hand up until the bit when he pulled out his penis and shouted ‘Raus hotlips, RAUS!’ At that the tourist attacked him with a collection of improvised weapons. The dwarf didn’t last long after that, he did try to fight them off but the japs had the numbers. Apparently the japanese don’t get M.A.S.H either. So I won’t be at the bridge. SOZ!!!!

@El Deacon
I think what you need is the lady with the breast that point inwards. I would know because I’m the reason they look like that. She hates the japanese ever since they tortured and killed her parents with chopstick splinters. I even overheard a dead silent conversation she had and it might have been with the dwarf. If she finds out that the japs killed the dwarf she’ll collect every head of every jap in existense. Numbers won’t matter as she draws power from every cherry blossom leaf in the country.

What the hell?

i just commented you motherfuckers so hard it blew your cocks off.

at least you put your real? email adress when commenting unlike Deacon :>
I’m beginning to take his email adresses personal now

I only ever take non-personal things personal…..ALWAYS!!!!!

Sometimes i even take personal things, like handbags from cloakrooms and shoes from the menally disadvantaged….but its a rarity these days.